18+ JOKES

ADULT JOKES FOR 18+ ONLY - NAIJA COMEDY BASE

A kid asks his father:

- Daddy, why do dogs keep licking their crotch?

- The reason is, my dear son, that dogs cannot make a paw into a fist. 

In a sex toys store a guy asks for an inflatable doll. The seller:

- Would you like a regular one, or the one with artificial intellect?

- With artificial intellect, please.

The next day the same guy returns and asks:

- Please change it to a regular one…

- Why?

- She didn't give it to me.

Prostitute – that’s a profession. A bitch – that’s for the lifetime.

In the tests of vibrators the result “satisfying” is better than “good”.

When I was young there was no difference who we wanted to call in our seances – it all ended up with prostitutes coming.